Unexpected Number

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude thinks he's gonna score a phone number, right? But plot twist! It ain't some cute girl's digits; it's the freakin' principal! Bet his buddy is gonna get detention for even thinking about callin'!

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Bruh

5 years ago

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