I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts.
Friend: "Your jokes are too short."
Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden."
Friend: "You're such an ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum."
Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum; it's always because I always glitz."
Friend: "At least I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)
Okay, so listen up. This joke is all about GOLD, get it? The dude is mining for gold and then his friend makes fun of his SHORT jokes! Then they start throwing around fancy words for gold like "Aurum" and making puns. The punchline is "luminescent" which sounds like "Lu mines cent," which is related to mining for gold. It's kinda dumb, I know. You probably didn't get it 'cause you're too busy playing with rocks.
You never SAW it coming
These crystals are MINE :)