i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet....
for 20 seconds...
and only once.... :(
whats black, gold and red all over? Tupac in Vegas.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
What kind of dogs do miners like best
Golden retrievers haha get it
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC
Q. There were 2 sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named? A. Denephew.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
yo moma so rich
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
what do you call 2 black lads in gold. A twix
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How? They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colours!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics? WALKING!
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?? Walking😂😂😂
There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven".
The first guy says "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times". The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says "11 years and only once" and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says "20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart" and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".
The guy looks up and says "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard"
What we find At the end of every rainbow? ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
The letter W
A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said ‘AU, get out!”
