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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

What did music tell the pancakes? – B flat.

Flat Earthers

Once, there was a couple about to have sex. “I have something to confess,” said the shy wife. The husband then said, “Whatever it is, I will still love.” The wife then said "Honey, I flat chested. The husband said, “It’s okay, I’m a baby down there anyways.” He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex. The next day, the wife said “I thought you were a baby down there.” The husband then said “I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds.”…

The American salute start’s with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.

Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?

A: He knows a thing or 2 about giving dome.

Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?

A: He doesn’t believe in anything south of the border.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped

Flat–Earthers…

What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth

The earth is flat

Your dick is as flat as your grandma’s heartrate

Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire

are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.

why earth flat?

So two guys walk into a bar one says can I have something to drink, the other says, you wish LOLOLOLOLOLOLO ldab on the haters-Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked… DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT