What did music tell the pancakes? – B flat.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major

The earth is flat

Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire

What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth

So two guys walk into a bar one says can I have something to drink, the other says, you wish LOLOLOLOLOLOLO ldab on the haters-Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked… DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT

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