What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

What did music tell the pancakes? – B flat.

Flat Earthers

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major

The earth is flat

What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth

Your dick is as flat as your grandma’s heartrate

Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire

why earth flat?

So two guys walk into a bar one says can I have something to drink, the other says, you wish LOLOLOLOLOLOLO ldab on the haters-Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked… DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT

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