Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! He's comparing his wife to a volcano because she has a bad temper. She can blow up any minute! You probably marry a rock and think it's a normal marriage. What a loser!