Your Mom's Favourite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook
Bruh
Everyone “look it’s super man” me “no it’s an emo” everybody “oh”.
What is everyone’s favorite favorite class? None because people don’t like school
I said something in ur ear and then it echoed because of the size of ur forehead because ur brain small
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children. So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"? Because it carried water and another word for water is aqua. duhh
Your hairline so big I was used and a highway
During school today a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it it was the principals number
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb