I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one"
whats life if you dont have one...
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What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan? The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
If your reading this then your life means nothing ........
Have a nice day 🙂😊
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
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not sure if the twin towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished.🖐️😀
why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house.
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
Why does this exist
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose
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I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said “what happened to all the parents?” She sounded so confused so i told her “its only yours kid, they left you on purpose” she cried i felt bad for a second and the thought oh well time to back to my job at the orphanage
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
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Fork pierces the flesh Guided by hunger's demand Savoury feast waits
Tines dig deep within Seeking the sustenance craved A mealtime delight
Belly grumbles loud Yearning for nourishment's touch Fork answers the call
Food on the platter Fork dances with anticipation To satiate hunger's plea
Digestion begins Fork's journey now complete Nourishing the soul
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts Satiating needs
In the stomach's depths Fork finds purpose and solace A culinary bond
With each mealtime tale The fork carves memories deep In stomachs it rests
You hear about rapboats time in prison? He kept droppin the soap on purpose
