Purpose jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
What's life if you don't have one...
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Why does this exist?
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Life is all that matters.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.