Purpose

Purpose Jokes

Life

I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.

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  • Life

    What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?

    They're both pointless.

    Life

    What's the difference between a knife and my life?

    A knife has a point.

    Memes

    Teacher

    Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

    Me: "To reduce the population by one."

    Life

    I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.

    Idiot

    Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

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  • Baby

    What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

    The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

    Life

    If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...

    Have a nice day! ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜Š

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  • Actor

    As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "Whatโ€™s the purpose of your visit?"... "Iโ€™m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

    Life

    Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.