Purpose jokes
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
Checkmate
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
What's life if you don't have one...
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
Why are we here?
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.