Purpose jokes
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.