Pro-Gun Stance

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. The comedian is saying he likes guns because they prevent Nirvana from making more albums. Four is enough, apparently. Get it? You wouldn't, you probably love Nirvana, you dumb-dumb.

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