Stalker jokes
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Memes
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So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
Community
If you're an "anon stalker" who is insulting me and Jake and others and is scared to say the shit to my face on your main, it shows how weak and fragile you are. I dare you to say the shit you say on your "anon stalker" accounts to my face. Because you guys are actually pathetic lowlifes if you do this. (But besides these people I love you all <3333)
Dear whomever lies eyes upon this,
Without you, this world wouldn't be the same. Many people have many problems, but if you have even just one, you still deserve help for it. Some people have a view on mental health differently than others, but it is important. Every single one of you deserves so much, some won't get it till later in life. You hear things like you're never alone, you aren't. We all hav… Read more
Rylee, if you really want to be friends with me, why would you called me creepy as shit? And also, I think you're just tricking me into becoming "Friends" with you so you know who this "Stalker" is.