Among Us Obsession

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!

I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

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This dude is losing his mind because he can't escape the Among Us meme. He's seeing it everywhere, even in his underwear and... uh... other places. It's like when you can't stop thinking about that one thing you regret from high school, except this guy's regret is that he plays Among Us, a game that smart bears like me would never play. I think the word is "obsession".

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Stop putting and all the channels and I said hey babe at least on my penis penis penis to

Stop posting about among us I’m tired of seeing my friends on TickTock send me Memes on Discord it’s fucking means I was in a server in all of the channels were just among the stuff I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo I flipped it and he said he babe when the underwear so saddening dinging me needing anything I fucking looked at a trashcan and said that’s a bit sassy I looked at my penis I think of a natural tell me then I got a penis when the pizzas are

If you put that in among us chat, Id say you were SUS. Trying to distract us?