Food jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.