Food jokes
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Memes
bro i found disney- modern alice in wonerland
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
You look like a burger.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Why was the beeās hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, itās more of a wrap.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didnāt want to start beef, heās VEGAN.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.