Food jokes
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
Memes
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
You look like a burger.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!