Food jokes
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in their wheelchair.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
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Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
What's red and white and lives in a blender?
A baby.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.