Food jokes
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
One time I ate a chair.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.