Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
Food Jokes
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
