Food jokes
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
bro i found disney- modern alice in wonerland
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.