Food jokes
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
You look like a burger.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.