I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said “Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it’s just gonna taste like carrots!”

The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn’t carrort-all.

Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn’t stop his wheelchair

What was the incontinent farmer’s greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn’t control his peas!!!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

What is a carrots favourite shop?

The wheelchair store

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