Carrot jokes
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
Why does my mum eat carrots?