why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
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So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
What’s the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry ... So I threw a carrot at her
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
What’s the hardest part of vegetable——- the wheel
What does a rich person eat? 24 Karats/Carrots!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrort-all.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrot🥕
Pickle carrots
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house Because he was grounded
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
