why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry ... So I threw a carrot at her
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
What’s the hardest part of vegetable——- the wheel
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrort-all.
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Pickle carrots
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrot🥕
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
What did the tiger say to the bunny? Nice to meat u!
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
so I was walking in a store and a carrot and a lectus said "lectus leaf" to me.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What can u tell the difference between steven hawkings and a carott Nothing
I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of 'The Lickable Wallpaper' from 'Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory'. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
