3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted

Peanut butter 🧈

What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can’t peanut butter my dick up your ass

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!

What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They’re both easy to spread

what does the Peanut butter baby say “Ah”

i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants

Yo momma so hungry that she ate ur peanuts

What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?

My arse hole hurts like no joke man just had to tell that ur heads a peanut u fucking nonce kyd u fat fuck sack ur mum u dirty cow

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