Butter

Anonymous

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

Dad

Yeet

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

5

Butter

Stephanie

Peanut butter 🧈

Table

Anonymous

What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?

A kill streak

Difference

Anonymous

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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Ex

Anonymous

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

4

Nut

Stephanie

What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

Puns

Anonymous

There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted

Butter

Daniel King

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂

Nut

What the f...

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!

1

Difference

Yeetus

What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn’t!

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can’t peanut butter my dick up your ass

2

Woman

dankmemester

What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth

Man

Phal Swafty

What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?

Politics

Anonymous

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter

Make

Mr.Beast

How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up.

Bullying

F... you

Yo momma so hungry that she ate ur peanuts

Abuse

Stephanie

I like peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 and honey 🍯

Give

Anonymous

somebody give me a peanut I just ate an epipen

Nut

Alex

sso i was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids table i stood up and i threw a opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled. “25 kill streak” 🤣😂