Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

Peanut butter 🧈

What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?

A kill streak

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!

What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn’t!

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can’t peanut butter my dick up your ass

What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth

What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter

How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up.

Yo momma so hungry that she ate ur peanuts

I like peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 and honey 🍯

somebody give me a peanut I just ate an epipen

sso i was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids table i stood up and i threw a opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled. “25 kill streak” 🤣😂