Peanut butter 🧈
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
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What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
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What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂
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What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can't be tho.. he's allergic to nuts!
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
