Margarine jokes

Butter believe it.

What do strippers and butter have in common?

Both spread for bread.

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.

Father: Son, you can do butter!

Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually, I shouldn't spread it.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.