Margarine jokes

Butter believe it.

What do strippers and butter have in common?

Both spread for bread.

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.

Father: Son, you can do butter!

Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually, I shouldn't spread it.

Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!