Margarine jokes
Butter believe it.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!