Margarine jokes
Butter believe it.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.