Margarine jokes
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Butter believe it.
Peanut butter 馃?
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind鈥攜ou shouldn't spread them.
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.