My family is like a cactus; a bunch of pricks.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s? Suicide squad.😂😂😂
What is purple and wines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche, What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds? They asked a bunch of kids with down syndrome to film a documentary.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide
this is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? i see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T i repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. i hope you see this and respon and that you are okay plz Gwen be honest.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Can a match box? No but a tin can.
What do you call a bunch of paki’s jumping of a cliff
Chocolate drops
A lady runs into a police station and yells "help, help". I've been graped then a police officer says "Do you mean raped". The girl then replies "No there was a bunch of em".
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What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, It has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, It has moved twice so he sinned twice." "The man asks, Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
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