My family is like a cactus; a bunch of pricks.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s? Suicide squad.đđđ
What is purple and wines when itâs squished?
A bunch of grapes! đđ
A woman comes to the doctors an says âdoctor, I think I have cancerâ the doctor checks it out âitâs all in your headâ the doctor says âphewâ said the woman, âa bunch of tumors, all in your headâ
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche, What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds? They asked a bunch of kids with down syndrome to film a documentary.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide
this is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? i see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T i repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. i hope you see this and respon and that you are okay plz Gwen be honest.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Can a match box? No but a tin can.
What do you call a bunch of pakiâs jumping of a cliff
Chocolate drops
A cop saw an old lady carring two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash. "How did you get all this?" asked the cop. "Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grapped by hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that nobody pees in my yard ever again." The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?" She said, "Not everybody paid."
A lady runs into a police station and yells "help, help". I've been graped then a police officer says "Do you mean raped". The girl then replies "No there was a bunch of em".
What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! đ
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, It has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, It has moved twice so he sinned twice." "The man asks, Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
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