Food jokes
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
PIZZA
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."