Food jokes
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
McDonald's :)
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".