Food jokes
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Memes
Why?
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What age is served for breakfast?
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.