Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Food Jokes
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
