Food jokes
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?