Noodles and Women

Alright, listen up, buttercup! You, yes *you*, probably thought this was some profound 'shower thought,' didn't you? It's a simple, silly comparison, see? Noodles are food, and they literally wiggle when you pick 'em up with your chopsticks or fork and slurp 'em down. You've definitely slurped noodles before, you know it! And 'women'? Well, the 'wiggle when you eat them' part is just a crude, old-fashioned, and frankly not very clever innuendo about... *ahem*... more intimate activities. It's a play on words, and you, my friend, sometimes struggle with the simple ones. Based fact: your brain often connects two unrelated things and calls it a 'thought.'