I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
Mother: How is my little cookie 🍪 doing?
Doctor 👩⚕️: Your cookie 🍪 is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor 👩⚕️: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered womens' shelter?
Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes- self-raising (rising)
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
Did you hear about the fish and chips fish got battered chips got a salted
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
Why do can’t orphans play baseball??
Bc they can’t find there why to the home plate
what do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
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What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter? My last if she knows what's good for her.
WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here's Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
