Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
tell an old person to pretend shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man when I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a MINED food
whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt
Did you hear about the fish and chips fish got battered chips got a salted
What is the opposite of salt water 💦?
Pepper water 💦.
Finish the sentence
Salt and Vi.....
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
only fortnite players will get it. where do you get salt water? salty springs
my dad hits me :(
Yeetus.
What’s red and cries? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn't wave back🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
