Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
tell an old person to pretend shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man when I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a MINED food
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn't wave back🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The north tower wanted some salted fries at burger king. They were plane as usual.
Did you hear about the fish and chips fish got battered chips got a salted
Finish the sentence
Salt and Vi.....
What is the opposite of salt water 💦?
Pepper water 💦.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted
McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
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-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt if I blame it on my friends it wont be my fault. -Mully- This is my mom left!!
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
