EnochTyr

Im here due to boredom and cause why not, a few of the older members know me as IncendiaryRat.

Registered on 9/6/2023 · 5 followers · Last active 1 year ago

Roses are red Violets are fine Why is your life So much better then mine

He is cominggggg!

*John Wick's dog dies naturally*
His friend: Don't be sad. God gives life and
god takes it.
John Wick: So you mean god killed my dog.
God:

I know people like this, and by that I mean me.

me: rips up my drawing
cause i messed it up
the guy im tattooing:
MEANDR

I don't have any words for this one.

made with mematic
COVID
spreading
through food
Me realising
I live in
Africa

damnn

This is a 10 year old comedian. This
a savage joke.
Online dating is tough.
Every time I meet someone new,
they end up in jail.

Antivaxers be like

Doc: How many years old are you on
a scale of 1-8?
Kid: It stops at 8?
Doc: It does for you

...maybee

When someone asks you
why you're carrying
a strobe light into an
epilepsy ward
M
TIM
-It's a surprise tool that will help us later

oh, does that mean he a pedo!

Every naked
person I see
turns me on.
800
R
BRAINLESS TALES

I feel this one on a personal level.

What doesn't
kill you
gives you a
set of unhealthy
coping mechanisms
and a dark
sense of humor.

What happend for them to put this sign up?

Ko
PLEASE
DON'T
SUMMON
DEMONS
IN THE
BATHROOM
+

FOR REALLLLL

NOT
TRESPASSING
WE'RE
TIRED
OF HIDING
THE BODIES
PUNTS

Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"

If you ever think no one cares about you?

Kill someone, than the news will.

Roses are red Get on the ground gimme your stuff get ready to drown.

Why can't you make jokes about catholic priest?

Because they blow up in your face.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved. (Written by Paragon Dart Monkey)

Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?

Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.