Food jokes
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.