Food jokes
Potatoes
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Memes
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.