Food jokes
Banana!
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Memes
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."