Food jokes
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
I eat cockroaches.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.