Food jokes
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Memes
Banana!
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.