Food jokes
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
I make baby mush.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.