Pepperoni jokes
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!