Pepperoni jokes
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
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Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.