Pepperoni jokes
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
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The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"