Pepperoni jokes
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 馃嵔
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What鈥檚 Michael Jackson鈥檚 favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.