Pepperoni

Pepperoni Jokes

Pizza

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Pizza

Wood fired pizza?

How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

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Twin Towers

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Plane

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

9/11

Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?

9/11

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

Tower

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

Pizza

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Abortion clinic

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"