Pepperoni

Pepperoni Jokes

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad? Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Why do physically disabiled gay men like performing blowjobs on wellendowed abled bodied gay men? Because physically disabiled gay men preferred eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽