Food jokes
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Pineapple goes on pizza.