Food jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Memes
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
I make baby mush.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦