Food jokes
Banana!
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.