Food jokes

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!

Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."

Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?

They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.

Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"

What's the best cheese in the world?

Dick cheese.

What is a vegetarian's favorite song?

No beef.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

What is a cow that's good at math good for?

Meat pie.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.