Food jokes
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Bread?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.