How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Food Jokes
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Banana!
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
