Food jokes
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Potatoes
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."