Food jokes
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.