Food jokes
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Memes
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.