Food jokes
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.