"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
like it if you judge peoples hair lines
whats one thing gay people can't draw? a straight line.
(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11