The 200+ Best Line Jokes

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible" "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.

like it if you judge peoples hair lines

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb

Are you suicide, cause you're always on my mind

* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!

What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?

My heartbeat.

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

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COP: Are you high?

ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*

COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

What’s ten feet long and bald

The conga line in the cancer ward

What is long and not hairy??

The congo line in the cancer department

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”