"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff
how do you know youre following a dolorean? the white line disappears
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* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
like it if you judge peoples hair lines
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
What is long and not hairy??
The congo line in the cancer department
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(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
