“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
Line Jokes
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
- What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …
- A FLATLINE!
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
What is long and not hairy??
The congo line in the cancer department
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.
What’s a mexican’s least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
isn’t it strange that the LGTBQ flag only has straight lines?
I would tell a scoliosis joke
but that would be completely out of line
What’s the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
“May I push your stool in?”
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.