Line Jokes

Puns

Overwatch_Gamer321
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"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible" "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

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Abuse

PScantron
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I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

Sister

Anonymous
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my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.

Bomb

Osama Bin Liner
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In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb

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Depression

Anonymous
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Are you suicide, cause you're always on my mind

Depression

Anonymous
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* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!

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Depression

Mr. Depression
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What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?

My heartbeat.

Emo

Ramen
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Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Dark Humor

Anonymousgirl
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-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

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Straight

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COP: Are you high?

ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*

COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff

Puns

Anonymous
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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Number

Anonymous
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What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

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Baldness

anonymous
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What’s ten feet long and bald

The conga line in the cancer ward

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Hairiness

Anonymous
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What is long and not hairy??

The congo line in the cancer department

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Adult

THE FUNNY DUDE
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Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”

Hairline

Anonymous
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your hair line is so back it looks like will smith slapped it

Straight

Anonymous
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whats one thing gay people can't draw? a straight line.

Watch

Hes Here
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I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Border

Anonymous
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What's a mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

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