I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
What is long and not hairy??
The congo line in the cancer department
whats one thing gay people can't draw? a straight line.
(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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Immigration jokes just cross the line.
I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims
