Line

Line Jokes

my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

COP: Are you high?

ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*

COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

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Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a woman who Isn’'t saluting. “Why are you not saluting like the others?” Hitler barks. “"Mein Führer, I’m the nurse," she responds "I’m not crazy!”

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