"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
I would tell a scoliosis joke
but that would be completely out of line
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a woman who Isn't saluting. Why are you not saluting like the others? Hitler barks. "Mein Führer, Im the nurse," she responds "Im not crazy!
do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
There is thin line between death and life !! You won't live to see it .....
The Cardiogram will !!
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine". I only have one line.
