Line Jokes

Overwatch_Gamer321
in Puns

“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

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PScantron

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

Anonymous

my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.

Osama Bin Liner

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb

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Anonymous
in Depression

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

Anonymous
in Depression
  • What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …
  • A FLATLINE!
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Mr. Depression
in Depression

What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?

My heartbeat.

Anonymous
in Animal

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

anonymous

What’s ten feet long and bald

The conga line in the cancer ward

THE FUNNY DUDE
in Adult

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”

Anonymous

What is long and not hairy??

The congo line in the cancer department

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Ramen
in Emo

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Anonymous

whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.

Anonymous

What’s a mexican’s least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

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ur nan
in Anti-jokes

Immigration jokes just cross the line.

Hes Here

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Anonymous

isn’t it strange that the LGTBQ flag only has straight lines?

Anonymous

I would tell a scoliosis joke

but that would be completely out of line

Anonymous

What’s the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

“May I push your stool in?”

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I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.