I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.

“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.

Immigration jokes just cross the line.

What’s ten feet long and bald

The conga line in the cancer ward

What’s the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

“May I push your stool in?”

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can’t even feel them.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb

  • What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …
  • A FLATLINE!

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked “where are your sisters?” i said “in line to get crushed”

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl’s house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

Pickup line; Hey mama you school? Cuz I’d like to shoot some kids up in you

What’s got 6 legs 3 arms and 3 heads?

The finish line at the Boston marathon

On the lines of “I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous”,

I’m dying to live forever !

Read the next line. Read the previous line.

From your Dad I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line

how do you know youre following a dolorean? the white line disappears

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