"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a woman who Isn't saluting. Why are you not saluting like the others? Hitler barks. "Mein Führer, Im the nurse," she responds "Im not crazy!
do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
There is thin line between death and life !! You won't live to see it .....
The Cardiogram will !!
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine". I only have one line.