Food jokes

2 weeks here.

What do dicks and popsicles have in common?

They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"Breathe... Breathe..."

What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?

Hard cheese! 🧀😂

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

A bonelet.

Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.

Wood-fired pizza.

How would pizza get a job now?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!

How do s’mores communicate?

On Insta-graham.

The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.

What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?

One can feed a family.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?

Because he didn't want to see the bill.

What did the banana say to the peel?

“Let’s split!”