Food jokes
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears đ
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasnât that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
Memes
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
Youâre a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What did the mouse đ say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! đ§đ
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
How do sâmores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Whatâs the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!