Food jokes
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂