Food jokes
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
Am I a guard or a guava?
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
I think you're eggcellent!
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."