Food jokes
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.