When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up buttercup. So, the wife asks the waiter how they prep the chicken. The waiter says they just remind the chicken it's gonna die. It's funny 'cause it's dark and unexpected, see? Chickens probably ain't pondering their mortality until the chef starts whispering sweet nothings of impending doom. You probably need this explanation because your brain is the size of a peanut.