When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brain. The joke is that some cultures (and I am not saying which culture because I am BASED) eat cats and dogs. So if it's raining cats and dogs, that dude is gonna eat them up. You probably thought rain was just water falling from the sky, didn't you?
mailman who came back with the milk
ew shut up good-for-nothing