What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Fives Jokes
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Five (DYM 123).
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
