What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Five (DYM 123).
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
