“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
I like my women how I like my golf score. Low in the 80s and with a handicap.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight- nothing
i scored
what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak
Once I went to watch a match in protugol it was between penaldo and his kids the Refree was Georgiana(his wife) mpaypal and igayspeed were also there the match begin and his kids scored 2 goals in first 10 minutes and during when match was about to end penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties his wife declined and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them ) but won 3-2. Shame on u penaldo 😡😡😡
why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
me: brags about my 30 kill streak
the jury: O.o
Rainbows TOP the class as they always score with flying colours
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why are orphans so good at tennis. They never get love. Btw laugh and Tennis means zero
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
Why cant a orphan get 5 stars in gta because they are not wanted
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen't to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered 'SUPERMAN!!!'. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said 'in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said 'Olé Olé Olé!!!'. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. 'WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!', the teacher boomed. 'Superman', the boy replied. 'WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!', the teacher continued. 'In the Barbie Dream House' 'GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!' 'OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!', the boy chanted on his was down the hall.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers He is never going to stop From Lithuania down to Andorra He has scored a fucking lot Penalties and Tapins The Fields of Faroe Islands He is our GOAT And his name is Cristiano Columbus Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Who are the best at bowling? Terrorists they always throw strikes.
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.