Offender jokes

I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

What do you call a sneaky child molester?

Incogpedo.

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?

It can't hit home.

It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.

Why can't an orphan get offended?

What are they gonna do, tell their mom?

What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?

A feminist.

Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?

It doesn’t hit home.

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

What's the best thing about an abortion joke??

No one gets offended.