Offender jokes
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.