Fives jokes
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."