2 pedophilles talking to each other: do you got 2 fives for 1 ten?
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!
I know five fat people and you're three of them
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
i gave i tree a high five but sadly it left me hanging
Why can’t orphans have a five-star GTA because they’re not wanted
A Roman walks into a bar
He holds up two fingers and says "give me five beers."
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
