A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
isn't having Depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of fnaf/five night of freddies (if you don't know what Depersonalization is look it up)
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
Jeffrey Dahmer , was craving Five guys before it became a restaurant !
Yo mama so fat that the avengers team had to snap five times and say oh my God
You have five seconds to kill me 1.. 2... 3... 4- thank you i can rest now- WAIT HOW AM I TALKING??????????????????????
What kind of tree can you High-Five? A Palm tree.
Five (DYM 123)
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
My friend tried high fiving me left him hanging
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu
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Yo mama so ugly when sh played five nights at Freddy's they thought th at she was already in an anamatronic costume.
Don't ever try to give a emo kid a high five they'll just leave ya hanging
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents
Stephen hawkings talks by clicks 2 clicks is hi and five is dab me up
