My friend tried high fiving me left him hanging
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu
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Don't ever try to give a emo kid a high five they'll just leave ya hanging
Yo mama so ugly when sh played five nights at Freddy's they thought th at she was already in an anamatronic costume.
Stephen hawkings talks by clicks 2 clicks is hi and five is dab me up
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents
dont say u want to eat out a five year olds pussy cuz i have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy UwU
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person
Because Logan Paul left him hanging
When the school shooter kills five people and the autistic kid yells "HEROES NEVER DIE".
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: there’s no stage five
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the third ones for you
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
