You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
Five Seconds To Die
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklehead. This dude wants to get smoked pronto, right? So he counts down, waiting to kick the bucket. But plot twist! After he should be dead, he's still yapping away! It's funny 'cause he's so dumb he didn't think about what happens *after* dying. News flash, genius: dead people don't talk! You're killing me, smalls.