A Registered Twelve Offender

  • Why was nine scared of ten?

    Because five was a registered twelve offender.

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    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy. The joke is a complete trainwreck of the classic 'Why was six afraid of seven?' gag. The teller completely scrambles the numbers and drops a dark 'registered sex offender' pun but fails so hard they have to ask to start over. It's funny because of how brutally they ruined it, unlike your life which is just a regular ruin.

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