I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed? Dial-ISIS
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What is the difference between an Isis training, camp and a school?
Not sure I just fly the drone
Q. How does an Isis terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?
I dont know, i just fly the drone.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo
HEAD AND SOLDIERS !!!!
ISI
Isis is the mark of the beast.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
