ISIS

ISIS Jokes

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

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I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."