ISIS jokes

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?

Dial-ISIS!

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?

A. He marks the camels that kick.

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.

ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.

Head and Shoulders!

ISI?

ISIS is the mark of the beast.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."