ISIS jokes

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?

Dial-ISIS!

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?

A. He marks the camels that kick.

Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.

ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

ISI?

ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.

Head and Shoulders!

ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.

ISIS is the mark of the beast.

Australia needs YOUR help!

ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.