ISIS

ISIS Jokes

Video

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

Kindergarten

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

Bisexual

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Terrorist

Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?

A. He marks the camels that kick.

Difference

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

Drone

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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  • Pilot

    I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

    Drone

    What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

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  • Bomb

    I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."