What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
What kind of bagel 🥯 can fly?
A plain.
Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son
Why did the boy 👦 throw the clock 🕒 out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Can bees fly higher than Mt.Everest? No? Actually they can. Mt.Everest can't fly.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.
A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it's a me malario
how to make time fly
answer throw a clock out of the window
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady but she just screamed and flew out of the plane
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and dropped his fly,
and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
