Fly jokes
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.