Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks “What’s so magical about it?” the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.

The bartender shakes his head, and says.

"Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk superman.

Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands

What do you call a dead fly? – A flew.

What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.

What Do You Call A Black Person Flying A Plane

A Pilot You Racist

What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

What’s grey and can’t fly?

A parking lot.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands

A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks “What’s so magical about it?” the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.

The bartender shakes his head, and says.

"Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk superman.

How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? – Use a news anchor.

Aren’t paraplegics just plegics that can fly?

What’s grey and can’t fly?

A parking lot.

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.

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