Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands

Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

What do you call a dead fly? – A flew.

What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks “What’s so magical about it?” the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.

The bartender shakes his head, and says.

"Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk superman.

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

What’s grey and can’t fly?

A parking lot.

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? – Use a news anchor.

What’s grey and can’t fly?

A parking lot.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

Do you know where time is? because it keeps flying by.

What do you call a fly without wings

A walk

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot you racist bastard.

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

how to make time fly

answer throw a clock out of the window

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be called bagels!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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