Alzheimer's Disease jokes

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”

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I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.

Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.

Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You can hide your own Easter Eggs!

Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Old man goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"