Feather jokes
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"
Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."
The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"
Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."
The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"
Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.