Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
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One day a child walks along and asks” mother why am I called butterfly” the mother replies” a butterfly landed on you as a baby” A minute later another child comes along and says” mother why and I called feather” the mother then replied “because a feather fell on your head when you where born” then Brick comes along and says “ ahahhsdjsjskxs”
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
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What bird doesn’t need a comb
bald eagles
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover there butt quacks.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?
The feather because the emo is hung in the tree
One day leaf asks mom, “mom, why am I named leaf?” Mom says “because when you were a baby a leaf fell on your head.” The next day feather asks mom “ mommy, why am I named feather?” Mom says “ when your were a baby a feather fell on your head.” The next day brick asks mom “rhsisvrkanx” mom says, shut up brick!
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
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What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Which one fell first?............ The depressed kid or the feather look at 1st comment to see answer
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
What did the bird to the hospital for? For tweetment!
witch falls faster feather or an emo
Feather because the emo are always hanging in
what fell first? the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: the feather, the depressed kid is still up there
