Feather Jokes

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"

The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."

A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"

The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."

Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

Spit out the feathers.

A white duck is pictured on the left, and on the right is a list of "Duck facts!" which includes: "until 1995 ducks were classified as pond cats", "They have feathers because they would look ridiculous in shirts", "Duck's feet made of cheese", "The duck's natural enemy is explosion", "Ducks can't go into space on their own", and "Bread bread bread bread breab breadd bread".

What bird doesn’t need a comb?

Bald eagles.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks.

What’s a bird’s favorite movie?

The Parrots of the Caribbean.

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.

What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?

The feather because the emo is hung in the tree

One day leaf asks mom, “mom, why am I named leaf?” Mom says “because when you were a baby a leaf fell on your head.” The next day feather asks mom “ mommy, why am I named feather?” Mom says “ when your were a baby a feather fell on your head.” The next day brick asks mom “rhsisvrkanx” mom says, shut up brick!