Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
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One day a child walks along and asks” mother why am I called butterfly” the mother replies” a butterfly landed on you as a baby” A minute later another child comes along and says” mother why and I called feather” the mother then replied “because a feather fell on your head when you where born” then Brick comes along and says “ ahahhsdjsjskxs”
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
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What bird doesn’t need a comb
bald eagles
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover there butt quacks.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?
The feather because the emo is hung in the tree
One day leaf asks mom, “mom, why am I named leaf?” Mom says “because when you were a baby a leaf fell on your head.” The next day feather asks mom “ mommy, why am I named feather?” Mom says “ when your were a baby a feather fell on your head.” The next day brick asks mom “rhsisvrkanx” mom says, shut up brick!
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
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What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Which one fell first?............ The depressed kid or the feather look at 1st comment to see answer
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
What did the bird to the hospital for? For tweetment!
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
witch falls faster feather or an emo
Feather because the emo are always hanging in
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
