Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Feather Jokes
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"
Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."
The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"
Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."
The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"
Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!