Exercise jokes
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.