Bend over and spell run
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
What did the depressed kid do in P.E play with the Jump Rope but they used it the wrong way
GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere
I got joke from my brother
When your exercising and you feel the “gush”
I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i walk 5 miles each day
but today i ran OVER 5 miles...oops
What do sprinters eat before a race? -- Nothing, they fast.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
