Exercise jokes

They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.

The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

Why did the man put himself on fire?

To BURN Calories.

What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.

Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.

I love riding my bike 🚲.

Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?

'Cause it was two tired!

What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?

Fat people jokes.

What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"

Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?

What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.

How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?

A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.