A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
when my grandpa was 65 he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
he's 70 now and we have no idea where he is
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance
Bend over and spell run
What did the depressed kid do in P.E play with the Jump Rope but they used it the wrong way
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of. It's in my basement
GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere
I got joke from my brother
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
When your exercising and you feel the “gush”
I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i walk 5 miles each day
but today i ran OVER 5 miles...oops
What do sprinters eat before a race? -- Nothing, they fast.
