What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
lean.
Run bestie run!!!!
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
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Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
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What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
they struggled to lift the whaghts but i got watermelon to keep me in shape
Guess Stephan Hawkins never had use sweatcoin😂
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington? I know how to use an exercise band.
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
What do squats eat? Numbers
I keep getting ads about belly fat
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
