Exercise jokes
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
Run, bestie, run!
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
I did a walk.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.