Exercise jokes
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
No pine, no gain!
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.