Exercise Jokes

I keep getting ads about belly fat

What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶

What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?

RHYME and REPEAT

Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n

why didint the teddy bear go to the gym

because he didint want to get ripped

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT

Why did the rapper go to the gym?

To work on his FLEX RHYMES

Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when are arms get tired we just use our legs?

Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.

I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠

Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

I did a good walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and people live in the house with my dog I had to a dog and

On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!