Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Exercise Jokes
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
How do chickens đ get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
What is Jesusâs Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Whatâs a lungâs favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
đľ Iâm a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. đđ
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.
