Movement jokes
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.