Movement jokes
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.