Movement jokes
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.