Movement jokes
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
Happens a lot to me😐
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.