Exercise jokes

Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.

I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.

But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?

Time to walk with your dog 🐶!

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.