Exercise jokes

Bend over and spell run.

I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.

I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.

After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.

It's in my basement.

I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.

When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.

I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.

Two skeleton brothers are talking.

1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"

2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"