Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
My arm: IM GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out
What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of. It's in my basement
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
Why do some couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says "Oh what chest!" " That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says "Oh what legs!'' He says "That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says "Why were you running?" She said I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’
What's the slogan for a muslim gym? Might in dynamite.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says "doctor I have a confession". The doctor asks "what is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis". The doctor looks at her and asks "anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies "no, just a penis".
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
HEAVY BARS
