Gym jokes
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.