Splits and Schedules Mix-Up

  • I asked the gym instructor,

    "Can you teach me to do the splits?"

    "How flexible are you?" he asked.

    "Well, I can't make it on Fridays."

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy! You are so dumb! The joke plays on the double meaning of "flexible." The gym instructor asks about physical flexibility (for doing the splits), but the person answers about schedule flexibility (not being available on Fridays).

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