Bike jokes
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."