These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So i ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
Why did Billy fall off his bike? Because his dad threw a chair at him.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
why did the depressed kid jump off the bike it was free depressed day.
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
How do you ride two bikes at once? You ride them in tandem!
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called? A tEsTiClE-
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she's dead.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter it was pretty grate.
