Bike jokes
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
I love riding my bike 🚲.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"