A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”

The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””

The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that’s not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.

why didn’t the bike stand on its own?

it was 2 tired

You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?

A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!

Why couldn’t the bike stand up by itself?

Cause it was two tired

what do a bike and a rubber duck have in common, they both have a handlebar except for the duck.

a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs

A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?

The kid had no legs.

What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike.

Runover.

Why can’t orphans ride bikes

Because they don’t have parent supervision

Why did the bike fall over

It was to TIRED

My child is ungrateful, I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn’t say thank you, no, he said “dad, I don’t have any legs”

Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight

Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tire

Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water

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