Fatman jokes

People

  • why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

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  • Nuke

  • Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

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  • Father

  • Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

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  • Fat

  • When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.

    When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!

    Christmas

  • Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

    Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

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