Fatman jokes

Christmas

  • Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

    Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

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  • People

  • why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

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  • Nuke

  • Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

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  • Fat Man

  • Why are people in Japan always skinny?

    Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

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  • Weight

  • I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

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