Fatman jokes

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

What did the little boy say to the fat man?

How many Japs did you get?