Run, bestie, run!
Lean.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Yo mama's so fat I run around her for exercise.🏃♂️🏃♂️
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Guess Stephan Hawkins never had use sweatcoin😂
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
