Exercise jokes
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
No pine, no gain!
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?