Run, bestie, run!
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Lean.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Walking is just running with extra steps.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
I did a walk.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
